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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
insomniac-arrest

Anonymous asked:

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

beartnie answered:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

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3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

thesexiestselkie

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

derinthescarletpescatarian

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

transwolvie

Okay but they're not even right about that. Elmo doesn't live alone!! He has parents!!!

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dvdrip

SICK AND TIRED OF THE FAKE FANS ON THIS WEBSITE

chryza
chryza

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

drdemonprince
drdemonprince

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.